it’s not a phase, mom
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
you can’t spell thug without hug
When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.
I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story.
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.
Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible
Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’
AHHH THE FLOOF
OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK
People also call them puppies
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE
THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM I’M GOING TO CRY